Commercial breaks on television will be replaced with either:
1) a slowly-scrolling list of the names of companies about to advertise, followed by the phrase 'They Only Want Your Money', which will occupy the screen for at least thirty seconds.
or
2) a monthly phone vote on a freephone number funded by the advertising industry, in which the public may vote on which advertisement they consider to be the most inane, mindless, stupid insult to their intelligence aired that month.
The creative team responsible for the most voted-for advertisement will then be tied up and kicked senseless by Morris Men on live TV.
Vote for me. It's only sensible.
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