Thursday 29 March 2012

Believe In Better (Slight Return)


I was in the middle of a bout of hummus-crushing when the front doorbell went. It was the man from Sky again. Different one from last time, but the same zip-up tracksuit top and big rectangle of namebadge.

“You don’t have Sky, sir.”
“No.”
“Would you tell me why you don’t have Sky, sir?”
“Firstly, I think it’s wrong to have advertising on a subscription-based service.”
“Ahum.”
“And secondly, I think the people who own Sky are absolute scum.”
“I see. Thank you.”

And off he went.

Quite disappointing, really. 






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