Vicious: series one, programme six.
Ian McKellen, Derek Jacobi and Sir Frances De La Tour sit on an ornate sofa. They each hold this episode's script.
De La Tour: I'm going to ACT the fuck out of this.
Jacobi: I'm going to act the fuck out of THIS.
McKellen: I'M going to ACT the FUCK out of THIS!
The audience applauds wildly.
Iwan Rheon enters, clutching a heavy claw hammer. In a frenzy, he uses it to smash in the heads of the three main actors.
He opens a bottle of Nembutal, swallows them all, and lays down in front of the corpses.
"If you read their diary, all will be explained", he murmurs. "PS Especially the latter part."